[WordPress] 外掛分享： Suicide Squirrel Threat Advisory System

內容簡介

此插件會與中央指揮中心核對並顯示反映現行 自殺松鼠威脅 程度的適當圖形。威脅程度基於嚴格的科學研究，監控與松鼠活動有關聯的頻道中的 松鼠交談。

自殺松鼠諮詢系統旨在設計出科學，當收到特定區域或地理區域的特定信息時，指導我們的保護措施。它將威脅信息與脆弱性評估相結合，並向公共安全官員和公眾提供通信。

按照顏色編碼的威脅級別系統用於通過基於威脅的、按顏色編碼的系統與公共安全官員和公眾進行通信，以便實施保護措施，減少松鼠自殺的可能性或影響。

注意：以上大部分文字來自於美國國土安全局。您不得不承認，這是一個官僚胡言亂語的傑作。

未來

我們在松鼠警戒指揮中心的使命上努力不懈，讓世界變得更加安全。未來此插件可能會變得更加複雜。可能性不太大，但有可能。

未來的增強功能可能包括：

每個警報級別的可自定義消息
使用較小版的圖像選項
任何聰明的瘋子提出的任何建議。 (即您)

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原文外掛簡介

This widget will check in with the central command center and display the appropriate graphic reflecting the current Suicide Squirrel Threat Level. The threat level is based on rigorous scientific research, monitoring squirrel ‘chatter’ in channels generally associated with squirrel activity.
The Suicide Squirrel Advisory System is designed with Science to guide our protective measures when specific information to a particular sector or geographic region is received. It combines threat information with vulnerability assessments and provides communications to public safety officials and the public.
The Color-coded Threat Level System is used to communicate with public safety officials and the public at-large through a threat-based, color-coded system so that protective measures can be implemented to reduce the likelihood or impact of squirrel suicide.
Note: I copied a lot of the above from The Department of Homeland Security. You have to admit it’s a masterpiece of bureaucratic quack-talk.
Future
We here at Squirrel Alert Command Center never rest in our quest to make the world a safer place. It’s possible that in the future this widget will become even more sophisticated. Maybe not likely, but possible.
Future enhancements might include:

customizable messages for every alert level
option to use smaller versions of the images
anything any clever nutjob out there suggests. (That means you.)